purpleturtlezflrs:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

peetasfakeleg:

onlyeverrory:

why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia 

because it does their job better than them

my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments

half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin

IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW

deodrant:

sl0wly-dy1ng-1ns1d3:

deodrant:

man f*ck spansih

Maybe you should work in English first…. Considering you can’t spell Spanish…..

thanks for the advice sl0wly-dy1ng-1ns1d3

tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

witneyhouston:

spooning my laptop looking at delivery menus 

64kbps:

have you noticed how paradoxical the sentence “stop telling people what to do” is

missedoprahtunity

bagels spelt backwards is still bagel and that to me is miraculous

niggaimdeadass:

i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family